clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

superjewess:

superjewess:

can someone help me combine all of the gay scenes in sherlock s3? 

oh wait the bbc did it already

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latinobussy:

When I cry

villainoustyranny:

but if im queer

and you’re queer

then who’s the straight white protagonist who’s flying the plane?

communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

thenightlifebeforemingus:

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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tuggey-narvaez:

so this just happened

Actual conversation at a party last night

  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you