*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
can someone help me combine all of the gay scenes in sherlock s3?
oh wait the bbc did it already
but if im queer
and you’re queer
then who’s the straight white protagonist who’s flying the plane?
I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck
Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS